Let us turn our attention today to an important and timely inquiry: does an apple a day keep the doctor away? This apple adage is especially important at a time of year when Rosslyn’s orchard pumps up pomological generosity to the extreme.
It’s pretty tempting to grab a crispy fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil a couple of times a day. Such bounty. Such flavor. Such temptation…

And after all, these apples are good for me, right? Right?!?!
Perhaps. Perhaps not.
As you can see in the photograph above, there’s something about this chimerical apple adage that causes concern. This marriage of the knowledge of good and evil tastes divine, but its begun to blur my vision. Focused foreground; blurry background. The reverse too is true. When I bring the background into contrast as crisp as the apple, the fruit itself (and even my own hand holding it) appear fuzzy.
Best turn to the